DAY EIGHTY - I HAVE TO PUT MY BUM WHERE?

What will spray where? Before or after? Do I use T.P first? Umm until now this bum cleaner and my many questions has gone in the "two hard basket" for me (a.k.a I am to confused). My main question is though, which I am have been to afraid to ask... Are people using this ritually or is it just for the acquired taste? Hmm let me see, my fine detective skills have led me to believe so far that is in fact nearly in every house hold. So I am assuming that they are. Hahaha BUTT you know what they say about "assuming"...

It makes and "ass" out of "u" and "me" = "assume". It really does make an ass out of me!

Let me go ask.