DAY ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO - GOOD ON THE INSIDE!

Holy smokes can someone go get my socks?? because I think I just had them blown off!! BOOM!!
I once waited an hour in a line that stretched one block and around the corner with my brother in the freezing cold in Philadelphia USA waiting to taste the infamous "Philly Cheese Steak". Today I found the Argentine equivalent, a line stretching down the street of people wrapped head to toe in woolens waiting to have the warm sweet taste of Churro on their lips... was I willing to submit myself to the pain once again all for the sake of food - ha of course I was, but lucky for me my driver had a better plan... to try another place and so we did, and as luck would have it not only was it empty but we came just in time to receive Churros freshly made served HOT mmmm. But all I am saying is be prepared for things to get a little messy! But I Love an excuse to eat with my hands and lick every finger clean on completion of engorging!

Watch out he's a squirter! Hot caramel insides! Donut, sugar encrusted casing - heaven on your lips!

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY - THIS SHITS X-TREME!!

sophie: "Remember me Argentina...? When your brown eyes melted me into your pavements, when you all strutted down the street in your 2 stripes instead of 3, when you dished up mouth watering steaks, and poured Malbec down my moist moustache... when you walked your dogs a dozen... I will still cry for you Argentina!

  kinda lame... I am a bit drnk and furry headed"

I leave you with this Sophie Muzgrove...

I dared Sophie to do a running flying jump into the back of the truck onto the sacks

On first glances it looks as if she achieved good height...

The zoom in!!! Miserable FAIL

Sophie post pissing her pants with laughter (literally)

She looks like she is falling from epic 

proportions not just a mare 10cms!

I still hurt from laughing!

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN - BLINK TWICE AND YOU WILL MISS IT

SHIT IS GETTING BIZARRE OUT HERE, MEGA MIGHTY BEAUTIFUL FARMLAND

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN - GAUCHO IN TRAINING

CODE OF THE GAUCHO

Tongue must be out at all times - has been proven to improve concentration. Exhibit A: Gaucho post gate close, note tongue is fully extended and the gate is closed. Gates are to remain closed at all times.

Exception to above gate closing rule is when a Gaucho is trying to tame wild horses - we are now trained in the secret art of the horse whisper. Open gate, whistle and dance. Horses will proceed to run in quick succession in the opposite direction, through the open gate and into the next field - job well done.

Cows prefer the down low and dirty, at one with mother nature technique, flip onto your back with all fours waggling in the air. The curious cows (Curiosity may have killed a cat but it found a cow a crazy Gaucho waggling about). Please note cow in background on completion of movement - technique successful.

After a hard days work out of the field, Gauchos spend the afternoon in the hen pen in search of the "golden egg". If there is not an abundance of eggs lying about, my preferred strategy is to imitate the hens - become at one with my "inner hen" and then run around acting as a giant over sized chicken screeching "Burrrrrrkurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk burrrkkkkkk"chasing the hens until out pops an egg or two.

Gauchos commence the hard days physical work by riding away into the sunset accompanied by mans best friend (the dog not your mate Larry) and into some rustic terrain in the foreground. Cue tumble weed

p.s please do not forget the most important aspect of Gaucho"ism", one must chew some piece of found grass type plant out the side of their mouths at all times. Improves farm production by 33.4%. Proven fact.

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN - YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA

WE JUST RODE BACK IN TO TOWN, I WILL DISMOUNT FROM THE BEAST AND BLOG UP A STORM TOMORROW - PLENTY OF PICS TO COME. WATCH THIS SPACE... BUT FOR NOW I LEAVE YOU WITH A COUPLE OF KIWI LASSES TAMING THE WILD BEASTS WITH NOTHING MORE THAN WITH OUR CHARMING GOOD LOOKS AND GREAT PERSONALITIES! RIDE EM COWBOY! YEEEEEHAAAA!