DAY 166 - USA - NO LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

 MISSING: lights last seen here 

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 I was all excited about getting my snake hips out on the Dfloor in Stay Classy San Diego with Ron Burgundy last night when some bastard rained on my parade! It was lights off in the area of fancy footloose dance moves, in fact it was lights off all over this fricken city... stretching from as far as Mexico to Arizona! Damn it we had to just sit back relax (after a heavy workout in the HOT HOT summer sun) on the back of a three story super yacht - such a disappointment. I resorted to sipping wine and eating chocolate as the sun slowly sunk behind the ocean line!!!

DAY 165 - USA - HEY, HEY YOU YOU LOOK AWEFULLY FAMILIAR!!

 
My little slice of Argentina has walked back into my life.. literally! All the rage in downtown "oh so hip and trendy L.A" are the good old farmer Jo Alpagatas!!! The USA AOK cool kids are sporting them, and look yes "I spy with my Argentine trained eye" an Argentine flag looking label on the back! Ha and just a wee bit of a price difference for that fancy label - in Argentina works out around $4 USD and here wellllll I am thinking around $70 USD!! WT and a F! If I click my two wee Alpagatas together will I magically appear back at home in Argentina like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz????

  "There's no place like home"

Vamos Vamos Argentina!

DAY 164 - USA - BASEBALL AND KOSHER DOGZZZZ

this one's for larry

Its a ball pass it on... IT AIN'T NO FOOTBALL!!! I tell you that!

I CRY FOR YOU ARGENTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

But what I did see this very day was bikini clad chicks IN HEELS and uber bicep buff bronzed guys in boardys walking... down, not the beach, BUT TOWN?! yep roof top pool party! Guaranteed to get pregnant the instance you set foot in the pool!!!! Living the American (haheemm) dream!!

DAY 163 - USA - DONT HAVE EM

SEA LEGS!

TOMORROW - DEBRIEF 

DAY 162 - USA - DAY ONE BAZARRRRRO

SUN BURN

BEEF CAKES

BE MORE PREPARED

PLAIN BONKERS!

AND GANSTAR GRANDMAS!

After she crashed straight into this bike, a gran ma ma and her ganster limp swaggered out from the car, covered head to toe in gold chains and a fur coat. She almost bowled into Laura and told her to "Watch it, I don't want to bang into you". Laura replied "I know you are reckless". Ganster mafio don granma on completion of her passing says "I am going to hit you in the face". Love America... north America.. so ummm special.