DAY 170 - USA - GOODBYE AND THANK YOU!!!!

Goodbye Vegas... Ahhhhhhhh

Goodbye San Diego - Stay classy!

Goodbye wacky Americans!

Goodbye, no see you later Slimey Laz! Thank you for one of the most amazing trips of my life! To a fantastically beautiful, kind, brilliant, ace, tops Human Being!!! There is nothing like running away with your friends, running into the abyss of years (for us 13!) of memories mixed with the creation of new ones. No one quiet understands your humor like they do. one word or a sly glance is all that is needed! Thank you for such a kind, kind, kind gift!!!! Holy shit I am one Lucky woman! and not because of the trip alone, but because I am surrounded by such beautiful people. I love you Laz, THANK YOU! Sexual Beast!

DAY 169 - USA - THELMA AND LOUISE AND WHERE'S BRAAAAAAD?

Basically the same humans! Yeah we did, casual stroll down the Road to Forbidden dreams in a smoking hot Mustang convertible. Except ours wasn't stolen... well I don't think soooo?

And just incase on our fantasy trip of "Thelma and Louise" if some pesky pirate type hooligans or Italiano mafioso gangsters were to hold us hostage and chuck us in the boot of the car, the MUSTANG (Sally now baby) comes fully equipped with an escape leaver and instructions of use! Phewww thank god we have that largely plausible occurrence covered! Wouldn't leave home with out it really! Those Americans (North) have thought of everything, like for instance who ever knew what those red and yellow(green) men are for near road crossings?? Well in the USof"eh?" they have kindly informed us of the correct procedure in order to cross the road safely and surely! Safety - check!

DAY 168 - USA - BRIGHT LIGHTS, FAKE BOOBS AND LIMOS!!!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

Is that because people are nestling their heads in great wooper sets of fake boobs, or they lost all their money and cannot think up an inventive excuse, or is it because they got just good old fashioned plain DRUNK and can't remember a thing! Limos, Elvis, midgets, pool parties, convertibles, muscles, boobs, obese, granmama slot-machine addicts. Well I saw all of the above and more! And my conclusion... I have never seen such a wacky bunch of people in my life, as if they were all living the "American dream" or I think more appropriately named "American delusion"!!! Most of these people are just bonkers, living their lives as if they were knocking about like Jim Carey in their very own Truman Show. BUT if you enjoy a good people watch, this is more like a gawkfest, hard to keep your eyeballs in their sockets. 

WELCOME TO DISNEYLAND FOR ADULTS!

STEP RIGHT UP FOR A RIDE BUT PREPARE TO BE BROKEN.

DAY 167 - USA - ON THE ROAD TO NOWHERE (LIES! VEGAS BABY!!)

THELMA AND LOUISE IN A SWEET AS MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE!