DAY 135 - AND THE LITTLE ONE SAID...

MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER

SAFETY FIRST

Buckle up kids, Ronald said it best "if your in the front seat, or if your in the back click goes the seat belt before you hit the track!" What is this? Guinness book of records? How many people you can fit on one motorcycle? "if we squish two kids between us and we are wearing helmets.. they should be safe too right? and well I don't know where else to fit the little one.. so chuck him on the front?? yeah great idea... love my kids, wishing them all the best for the future" zooooom zoom zooooooooooooom. 

Brain damage or fatality is all the rage over here! fashion!

Ha the only thing that beats this, is the time I was in a car going 140km down the motorway, our car and the car in front of us passed a truck, and then we proceeded to pass the car in front of us soon after... and what did I see? well well well a 4 year old kid wearing his fathers oversized sunglasses behind the wheel of the car sitting on his dads knee! Yes a 4 year old steered the wheel of a car that passed another car at 140+ km per hour!

DAY 134 - BFF'S FOR LIFE YO!

"I LOVE YOU MAN"

"OHH MAN I LOVE YOU TO MAN"

Ahhh what the heck why don't we just make a day of it! make it all formal and proper and shit! like every year we now have an excuse to celebrate our love... as friends of course - even though I do like to touch you a bunch and sometimes get lost looking longingly into your eyes! miss you NZ friends, and I think we should follow by example, Argentina has a special day devoted to your friends - genius name too "friends day"! and it even has a logical reason as to why its celebrated on this day - because the first man landed on the moon - hahemm go figure?? poor a drink and raise your glasses to great mates! cheers big ears!

same goes big nose!

DAY 133 - HOOKED ON SPEED

WARNING:

CONTENTS MAY HAVE STRANGE SIDE AFFECTS

P.s Argentina"Speed" in NZ is illegal, we are only allowed to sell Redbull!

Speed (methamphetamine) is a potent and addictive central nervous system stimulant, closely related to amphetamine

DAY 132 - OLD NOT BROKE!

Beautiful old men

enough said really.

And this country is full of them, all walking around smartly dressed head to toe. A swagger and a grunt. And still a hot stepper on the D-floor. I adore them!

Whilst roaming the streets of Rafaela there has always been one activity I have been super jealous of.. old man BOWLS!

So I put a team into training, so I can prepare for a lifetime of long lazy Sunday afternoons sipping Mate and playing bowls in the park surrounded by slightly stiff and ever so quiet grumpy old men.






HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MY OLD MAN!

*Dedicated to Pezface Molfino

DAY 133

DAY 131 - BREAKING BONES

PET CEMETERY 3!

DAY 130 - MAN DOWN

 A MAGICAL BOND

Picture this... sunsets, long wind swept green grass stretching off into the horizon...

galloping wild horses in the distance, you and your horse in a gentle stroll... an uncomfortable trot an uneasy amateurs gallop.. oh shit the horse is galloping.. umm umm shitballs.. think quick pull the reins...

yeah thats the ticket, the beauty of a beast halts to a stop. I think "I have this down"

but my horse was thinking "how do I get her down!!!! I wana run with the horses.. bornnnnn freeee"

The horse went in for a casual backwards headbutt in my direction...

a miss

The horse gets up on two hind legs...

 I stay on

I am not sure what happened next...

but somehow my horse was standing next to me, and I was sitting on the ground?

headbutt and Kendra off the horse

success!

 and its now looks like I am the victim of a beating

"It was a horse I swear!"


p.s dogs rule.