DAY ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN - GAUCHO IN TRAINING

CODE OF THE GAUCHO

Tongue must be out at all times - has been proven to improve concentration. Exhibit A: Gaucho post gate close, note tongue is fully extended and the gate is closed. Gates are to remain closed at all times.

Exception to above gate closing rule is when a Gaucho is trying to tame wild horses - we are now trained in the secret art of the horse whisper. Open gate, whistle and dance. Horses will proceed to run in quick succession in the opposite direction, through the open gate and into the next field - job well done.

Cows prefer the down low and dirty, at one with mother nature technique, flip onto your back with all fours waggling in the air. The curious cows (Curiosity may have killed a cat but it found a cow a crazy Gaucho waggling about). Please note cow in background on completion of movement - technique successful.

After a hard days work out of the field, Gauchos spend the afternoon in the hen pen in search of the "golden egg". If there is not an abundance of eggs lying about, my preferred strategy is to imitate the hens - become at one with my "inner hen" and then run around acting as a giant over sized chicken screeching "Burrrrrrkurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk burrrkkkkkk"chasing the hens until out pops an egg or two.

Gauchos commence the hard days physical work by riding away into the sunset accompanied by mans best friend (the dog not your mate Larry) and into some rustic terrain in the foreground. Cue tumble weed

p.s please do not forget the most important aspect of Gaucho"ism", one must chew some piece of found grass type plant out the side of their mouths at all times. Improves farm production by 33.4%. Proven fact.