I ask you what could possibly be worse than the Croc! Well I will tell you... No, better yet I will show you and to be honest I cannot point the finger at a South American for wearing a Croc, because they don't know any better about the fashion faux pars of New Zealand... But this shoe, no one, you hear me? NO ONE in the whole wide world, in the universe even, should be seen dead or alive in these nasty numbers! and word of warning: prepare yourself for the South American Croc competitor and international Bad Shoe winner... if that is what indeed it really is?! Because you may vomit, I did.
INTRODUCING THE INTERNATIONALLY FEARED CAMEL TOE!
! IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE, OR IF YOU HAVE SEEN SOMEONE COMMITING THE WORST CRIME IN THE WORLD OF CRIMES IN WEARING THESE HIDEOUS BEASTS... THEY DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED AND PUNISHED WITH FULL FORCE AND FURY... LIKE A NASTY STARE OR SLIDE REMARK OR BETTER YET A CLEARING OF THE THROAT WHEN THEY PASS YOU IN THE STREET.
DECLARE WAR ON THE ANIMAL! DOWN WITH THE TOE OF THE CAMEL ON A HUMAN FOOT!
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