DAY THIRTY FOUR - OPEN YOUR EYES & HOLD ON TO YOUR SOCKS!

BEWARE, BE VERY AWARE... 

LOCK UP YOUR WIVES AND KIDS!! 

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!


WOMEN DRESSED AS MEN! 

ITS AN INVASION OF THE ALMIGHTY FLIGHTLESS BIRD!!!!! 

THE KIWIS HAVE LANDED!

$20 Fernet - Thanks sugar mamas, I will make it up to you in smashing good times!