Pinamar Beach - where BsAs and its lack of beach goes to swim

First weekend in Argentina I spent many, many hours lurking in a derelict, dimly lit bus terminal because we had missed our bus to the beach... but after several games of Coin Rugby* with Fortunato and a few cheeky Quilmes, at 3am we finally rode a fluro, bright green, UV lit (show us your dandruff), pornstyle bus for FIVE HOURS to go swim at a freaking beach! 

Poo brown Hulk strength waves, string bikinis, and a hoooot blistering South American sun. Pinimar is uber blinging expeno and way out of my homeless persons budget, but thanks to Fortunato I had the pleasure of over indulging in its reputed, extensive array of mouth watering cuisine and have it all accompanied by the most delectable Argentine wine - Elementos Torrontes! http://www.elesteco.com.ar/